Wednesday, March 10, 2010

COREY HAIM? F*CKING LAME!



Corey Haim is dead. Could be drugs. Personally, I don’t give a rat’s ass. Why should I? This bastard was given a free ride. He stars in some of the worst (although kids of the 80’s will swear they’re good) movies of all time and is given the title of “celebrity.”



Celebrity? When was the last time Corey Haim did ANYTHING? Yes…he was in the sequel to CRANK. But that’s the closest he’s come to even getting a whiff of a comeback in over a decade. If I’m being honest…After License To Drive I officially gave up.



Yes…I am admitting it…I liked License To Drive.



Oh, and then there’s

Dream A Little Dream.


Did you know that they made a sequel to that turd? Seriously, they did! It was such a terrible attempt to resurrect a career that it went straight to dvd.



Look—I’m jaded—I mean, as a kid born towards the end of the 70’s, I grew up right behind this guy. I got to see my parents divorce, the brand new house I love ‘evolve’ into a condo, and then my Mom skipped town with husband #2 and left me alone at 17 to live on my own.



Sooooooo, when I see a kid that had

everything handed to him on a silver platter because he was in The Lost Boys—and he decides to throw it away on drugs—I get pissed and I don’t give a rat’s ass that he’s dead.



Besides, his acting sucked anyway. Name me ONE kid actor that has grown up to be an amazing on-screen presence. Name ONE.



Can’t do it?



I can. Leonardo Dicaprio.



That guy is a bad a

ss. And he started out almost exactly like Corey Haim.

The difference? Dicaprio is an ACTOR. Corey Haim is just some dumb-ass kid who got too much attention and praise for roles that any idiot with a bunch of hair spray could have done.



The hell with Corey Haim.



You want to know the worst part? The worst part of all this is now we will be inundated with retarded interviews with the “other Corey” about his loss.



I’m glad he’s dead. One less leach. One less pathetic human being that took all of the great things that came to him and pissed it away on drugs—and I’m not knocking the drug thing. He did go to rehab.


MY PROBLEM?



He went to rehab 15 f*cking times!



I have ZERO sympathy for a degenerate who is that weak.



I hear his mom found the body.



Good. I hope she cries. I hope she chokes on her tears and then follows him and exits stage left sometime this afternoon. Wanna know why? How about this: SHE IS THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.



Hope you’re happy. You killed your son. You killed your son by taking away his childhood so YOU could cash his checks.

1 comment:

  1. Drew Berrymore and Jodi Foster also child stars. I hope that "we" can control our 2 sons so much that if they do drugs one day after they leave the nest, we are able to keep them from doing it again. Maybe I'm confused honey...But I don't think any parent is strong enough to keep their children from making mistakes. Now in that same sentence I can understand that the extreme of Corey's actions could be blamed on poor parenting but their comes some point in every persons life where they can't blame everything on their childhood and parents. You have to grow up and take responsibility for your own actions. So I believe his mom can cry and I feel very sorry for her and her loss.

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